ugh

[ugh]

[princess-ezra]

Double autism marriage be like:

• No we won't be coming to the party. We both got new lego sets so I doubt we'll even see each other for a few days.
• Mm you look so sexy after a shower ba- EWW YOUR SKIN IS STILL WET! NO DONT TOUCH ME!
• I would like to have sex later if you're in the mood. I'm feeling doggy style today, but I'm open to other positions.
• Thanks for smacking my ass. Can you smack the other cheek so it's even?
• *Drives together in silence for two hours* This is so romantic 😍
• *Listens to them talk for an hour about case knives on our second date* Hey I think I'm in love with you.

[the-haiku-bot]

Thanks for smacking my

ass. Can you smack the other

cheek so it’s even?

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[ugh]

[monamoni]

[maneth985]

I love how the horse approached for the cat to hop in

[ugh]

[adurot]

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

[adurot]

I have never heard of this band. I AM in fact referring to the animal.

[adurot]

But wait, there’s more!

[elfgarlic]

but you know what IS a goat? a musk ox

[whalesharkpasta]

WHAT

[ugh]

[slavery]

Sex is so gross I’m just gonna keep welding

[slavery]

[ugh]

[thememedaddy]

[ugh]

[thirtynineitude]

the people of new orleans are losing it

[kettleninth]

the people of new orleans fuckin rock

[ugh]

[bornlucky]

bonus:

[tiny-septic-box-sam]

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

[ugh]

[travalicious]

[ugh]

[itsc]

this is the shrek bowl. a thrift store in my hometown (perhaps accidentally) credited me like 65¢ for it instead of charging me. i have used it to mix hair dye for the last decade 💚

[creekfiend]

Bowl that they pay you 65 cents to take away

[ugh]

[afreauxheaux]

MISS CONGENIALITY (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

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